I have 517 spam emails in my gmail spam. Oh the Gmail spam filter rocks. I get maybe one in my inbox every 6 months.

Anyway, I was scrolling through them and noticed a few worth mention.

I got one from Rotary S. Fetishists - which just confirms all my latent suspicions about rotarians. What does the S stad for I wonder?

I also got one from skinniness Q. Ring, which sounds a little like an anatomical problem more than anything else. My mind started boggling, but I had to stop it.

I wonder if Bred A Steamies is a bread fetishist? If he is, is he in with the rotarians?

I am also tempted to troll my spam for character and NPC names.

Millicent Marrow sounds like a Sluagh to me.
I am not sure what Earnestine Beard would be, confused perhaps.

Gunilla Zackariah, the Swedish Jewess?

Lula Green has a nice ring to it.

And well, Seeking Near, could be a puritan...or something.

And what about
Adonijah Stubbs,
Havel U. Impulsed,
Cepheus Haffey,
Myrtle Lynn, and
Erratics T. Inflates.

There should be some kind of award for the most creative spambot. Although that would only encourage them...